If pets could talk...

If our pets could answer the question: "How many dogs would it take to change a light bulb?"

Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned out bulb?

Border Collie: Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code.

Australian Shepherd: First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a little circle...

Dachshund: You know I can't reach that stupid lamp!

Rottweiler: Make me.

Boxer: Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark.

Lab: Oh, me, me!!! Pleeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I? Pleeeeeeeeeeeze, please, please, please!

Jack Russell Terrier: I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls and furniture.

Old English Sheep Dog: Light bulb? I don't see a light bulb.

Pointer: I see it, there it is, there it is, right there...

The Cat: "Dogs do not change light bulbs. People change light bulbs. So, the real question is: How long will it be before I can expect some light, some dinner, and some quality lap time?"

love and light being, Teo Doggy Cat2 Cat Cat

Have the heart of a gypsy, and the dedication of a soldier -Beethoven in Beethoven Lives Upstairs

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Oh, dear Teo! You have me here smiling while a minute ago I couldn't keep my eyes open ..(as usual it is late!).

Well, the CAT is the CAT! True to himself.
(To have Zelda in my lap, is MY quality time too, not only hers, it's ZEN time!)

But the availability of the dog to be of service is quite touching, isn't it?

In the end, everyone is creative in his/her own way.

Thank you Teo, that was great!

Loving you, dpm Love2 Smile Yes Kiss Cat2



Wow, looking for the Zen cat I found this picture and an interesting text by Thich Nhat Hanh ...... SEE:

Zen Speak by Thich Nhat Hanh

another Zen cat

I’m open to love,  my heart invites you to dance,  come share my delight

senryu by Margherita

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